you look marvelous

here's a gushing and i mean gushing don't you wish you were us article about how good -- no not just good way better than good -- we are talking light unto the nations material -- has been the israeli response to the "earthquake" (or whatever the hell that was) in haiti. you might want to bring a towel to kneel on when you read this.

http://tinyurl.com/yj9s5lb

oh the drama. the drama of saving lives and also, as if that weren't enough juicy goodness for one nation to light up the whole wide world HOO boy!, of also, in the same week, welcoming a black african community into the midst of israel. allRIGHT?!


ok hang on there one second because bibi had something to say today about building a fence to prevent the black migrants and terrorists coming from africa because they pose a threat to israel and are changing the "demographic landscape" and bringing drugs and whatnot, and it must be STOPPED. but i think he meant some *other* black people. so nevermind.

http://tinyurl.com/ykcjvbx

anyway, you know, it's ok to discriminate sometimes. i mean that's the whole point of being chosen by the allmighty of being extra-special more special than anyone else on the whole planet. you don't just take that kind of thing for granted you don't rest on your laurels you have to work that constantly, capice? not that i'm suggesting the lord would ever take the handicapped parking tag away, no not at all, it's just that you might as well use it whether you need it or not because that way everybody knows you need it even as they see you skipping and jogging into the gym for your daily session with your personal trainer, followed by a full body massage. let it be known that you do what it takes to maintain yourself and even if you might need a little plastic surgery from time to time, well we know some nice doctors it can all be done with the utmost discretion. not to worry my little cabbage. you look marvelous.

well that's just it then because we don't want to be negative that would be so rude, and these people need a lift because they take a lot of shit on account of all the lousy rotten things they are forced to do, because they have no choice, because everyone has it in for them. and it certainly might be considered negative to point out that the whole jewish air quotes chosen narrative is pretty much, by definition, racist as shit. but it would be very exceedingly rude to start in with that kind of noticing at a time like this, at a time when the jews need a collective little boost in the popularity ratings to get them over the hump. because soon they will be forced to start another war and that always does a job on one's self-esteem.

and so it would be very rude of me indeed to cast an aspersion on this whole haiti roadside hospital narrative and ask just how the sam hill did the israelis, out of all the people in the world who have converged on the little island, how exactly did the israelis manage to get their hospital equipment set up? i thought there were some bottlenecks but i guess they have connections. lucky huh? and what exactly do they do in the mash field hospital with all the little orphaned children? does anyone oversee anything going on or would that be rude? would that insinuate that maybe, you know, given the circumstances of the israeli organ stealing that has happened in the past with disadvantaged populations that maybe our israeli bestest friends could use some chaperones around the destitute orphans of haiti, lest their little kidneys go missing?

mm hmm.